Near Niagara Falls, tourist guide addresses the group:
- If the ladies will deign to silence a moment, you could hear the noise of falling water.

- Daddy, I'm going to get married!
- What do you mean, marry? You know him only for a week! Are you sure that you love him?
- That's my business.
- But he loves you?
- That's his business.
- And from what what would you live?
- That's your business.

The whole family is on trip by car. Suddenly alarmed wife says:
- Oh! Turn around, go home. I have forgotten the iron plugged. We hope it didn't start a fire!
- There will be no return and no fire, said head of the family calmly.
I remember specifically that I didn't close the valve at the sink.

- Mommy, why brides wearing white dresses?
- They express joy.
- Then why is the groom wearing black?