Bob take pictures on the lake.
At one point, his wife called him desperate:
- BOB! Come quickly my mother is drowning!
- Sorry, but I finished the film in camera!

Letter to the broadcaster: "Please finish with the news broadcast band at the bottom
of the screen! My mother thinks it's karaoke and sing all news bulletin!

An old man at the pharmacy:
- Give me, please, one half of Viagra.
- Oh, you do need a box full, not half a pill!
- But I do not want to make love. I don't want to pee in my slippers ...

Mother to her boy:
-Did you enjoy your first day at school?
-First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?