-Finally i made my husband stop eating his nails.
-How ?
-I took away his dental prosthesis.

Mother putting her baby to sleep:
-My baby, if you need something in the middle of the night, call mummy, and daddy will come immediately.

-My wife talks all the time.
-And what does she say?
-I don't know, she doesn't tell me.

-My wife is dreaming all night that she got married with a millionaire.
-Ah... Mine does that all day.