A hunter goes into a hunting store and ask:
- Do you have camouflage pants?
- We have, sir, but do not find them!


A guy wakes up tired on the operating table and sees a guy in white.
- Doctor, the operation succeeded?
- Doctor? What doctor? I am Saint Peter.


- What is a white spot in the desert?
- An aspirin.
- What is a black spot in the desert?
- Shadow of aspirin.


-What is the difference between a vampire and a lawyer?
-A vampire sucks your blood only at night.