Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Plans and derams

Plans that do not meet your intellectual, physical or financial possibilities,  are called dreams.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Ideal school

Teacher: Bill, how do you imagine the ideal school?
Bill: Closed, ma'am, closed!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Fresh fish

 An old lady goes to fish market.
- Is the fish fresh?
- Well don't you see it's alive, how couldn't it be fresh?
- Well, well, respond old woman, I am alive too ...

Thursday, January 31, 2013

In wine is the truth

An offender is questioned by police:
- Tell me, sir, what did you do!
- Well I stole small barrel of wine ...
- And ...
- I drank half  ...
- And the other half of what did you do?
- Well, I sold it ...
- And what did you do with the money?
- I bought booze!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Mother in law

Mother in law is like a mixture of spices, she mixes in everything.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Young doctor

- Hello!
- Hello, Officer!
- You, young sir,you were driving at 70 km per hour on ice. You want to get to the hospital?
- Yes!
- Well done, good answer! Are you crazy?
- No! I'm a doctor .....

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Mother and daughter

Mother, is it true that the stork brought me?
- Yes, my little treasure! It's true.
- It's true that the good Lord gives us the daily bread?
- It's true, baby!
- Is it true that Santa Claus and Easter Bunny bring us presents?
- Yes, my darling.
- Then, what's daddy good for?