Q: - Which is the woman who always knows where is her man?
R: - The widow!


Q: - Which is the ideal wife?
A: - 90-60-90.
90 years, IQ 60, and has 90 million in the bank.


Q: - Which is the difference between guilt and shame?
A: - It is a guilt to sleep with someone else wife, but it's a shame to miss the opportunity.