One guy asks his wife:
- Honey, when I die, you will cry a lot?
- Of course dear. You know I cry for any shit.


- Honey, today, after 12 years of marriage, I do not love you anymore!
- Honey,I stopped loving you 12 years ago ....


A man asks his wife:
- Want to try a different position tonight?
She responds:
- Good idea, you stay up and wash dishes here, and I sit on the sofa and watch tv !!!!!