- Bill, how you imagine your ideal school?
- Closed lady, closed!


- The biggest bird with long legs is the stork.
- Leave stories, teacher! We are old enough to know that the stork does not exist!


A priest has died and arrived at the gates of heaven. As they slowly opened to get inside, a band made up of angels, seraphim, cherubim, archangels, began to sing in honor of the priest.
-Oh, I'm honored - told the priest  to St. Peter. You do the same for every priest who enter paradise?
-Ah, no, "replied St. Peter, because you're the first to get here.