The latter type of greeting when talking on the mobile phone:
"Good evening to you and our listeners"


Mother, to the daughter:
- What will you do when you get big like me?
- Well ... I'll do a diet ...


Sunday at church, a woman crying says to the priest :
- Father, my husband died last night without a candle!
- God rest him in peace! And was there a last wish?
- Yes, she said, crying even harder, he said: "Woman, put the gun down!"