A German to French Customs
Customs officer: Name?
The German: Herbert Muller.
Customs officer: Age?
The German 32.
Customs officer: Occupation?
The German: No, just visiting!


An employee is late to work, his boss angry yell at him:
-You are late, you had to be here at 8:30!
The guy answer:
-Why? What happened at 8:30?