- Shame on you George, says the wife. You came home drunk again!
- To respect the truth I did not come, neighbors brought me.


Three drunks knocking on the door of a lady. The woman opens the door, but still surprised! One of the drunks says:
- We came to drive your husband home, but we don't not know which of us is.


A drunk was returning home one night and stops in front of a street lamp and starts knocking on it. Shortly came another drunk who says:
- Insist, insist, the light is on!