Two women talking:
-What happens with you dear? Are you sick?
-No. Why?
-I saw the physician getting out from your house.
-So what? I saw 3 soldiers coming out from your home, but did I ask you if the war is coming?

-Hey Doc, I had nightmare, all night: I was pulling a door that had message written on it.
-Yes, and what was the message on the door?
-Push!

What was Adam's mother-in-law's name?
Adam didn't had a mother-in-law. He lived in paradise.