Dr. Smith is taking his dinner at an elegant restaurant with his wife, a beautiful blonde passes by and tell him:
- Hello, Sammy!
His wife, visibly irritated:
- Who is it?
- It's my mistress!
- What do you mean, you have a mistress? Since when is it happening?
- About five years.
- Five years! Tomorrow we call the lawyer and divorce. you will be ruined!
- Think about it. If you divorce, each will have half of what we have now. You will not have that big house, you will not have one new Cadillac every year and you will never play golf and bridge with the so-called friends every day ...
Just then passes a cute redhead saying
- Hello, Sammy!
- Who's that?
- Dr. Grant's mistress.
- Dr. Grant also has a mistress?
- Yes, a dozen years.
- Ours is nicer!