At the pool, desperate supervisor yells at a boy:
- Do not pee in the pool!
Boy, very surprised and embarrassed, responds:
- But everyone does ...
Supervisor screaming even harder:
- Yes, but not from the trampoline!


- Father, yesterday night I made love with seven women.
- And you do not regret that you have sinned?
- No way, I'm not a believer.
- And then why did you come to me?
- Well, and I had to brag to someone, right?