1. Why is not allowed to travel in the jungle between the hours of 14 and 17?
Elephants do parachute jumping.
2. Why are crocodiles flat?
They went through the jungle between 14 and 17 hours.
3. Why do ostriches put heads in the ground?
To see if there is an elephant to whom parachute did not open.


Husband: -This is very well cooked rabbit. Did you cooked it?
Wife: -Did I asked you if you have shot it?


-Wich are the favourite pets of a woman?
- A Jaguar in the garage, a fox at the neck, a mink in the wardrobe and an ox to pay them!