Wife: Have you done shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I asked you this morning.
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: Not even the new TV?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: Okay, give me your credit card, I go shopping!
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Wife: Are you serious, joking or trying to annoy me?
Husband: Too Many parameters ...
Wife: How did I just got married to
you?
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: But when you take the salary?
Husband: File in use. Try Later.
Wife: You make me wonder ... what am I for you?
Husband: Unknown Virus