Who did you acquainted with your wife?
- Oh, we met by chance, I can not blame anyone.


In one day, Bill do his job in the kitchen.
A moment of inattention to chopped vegetables and the blood begins to flow.
Take a quick towel, wrap a finger and runs to clinic.
Enter the clinic and sees two doors:
"Sick" and "Accidents. "
As a disciplined citizen Bill enters to "Accidents "
There, what do you see? Two other doors:
"with Bleeding" and "Without bleeding"
Naturally he entered to "With Bleeding".
Two other doors:
"Vitally important" and "Without vital importance"
Open the door, "No vital importance" and wakes up in the street ...
Get away angry at home where the family asks:
- Well, Bill, you were treated well?
- Nobody looked at me, but the clinic is magnificent organized!