Two boys in kindergarten:
- Imagine at home under the couch I found a condom!
- No way! What is a "couch"?


A tax collector is called to work and is told that his wife is with another guy. Tax collector gets in the jeep and go home. When he arrives, asks his wife :
- Where is that sucker?
- Who?
The tax collector begins search. First he looks under the bed.
- Nobody.
Then looking in the kitchen:
- None.
Then he looks in the closet. There stood a guy with 100 Dolars in his hand. Tax collector takes the money and says:
- Nobody ...