Putin and Medvedev are talking.
- We need to abolish these time zone schedules, they only creates problems, said Putin.
- Why? - ask Medvedev
- I call Beijing to congratulate their National Day, and they say it was yesterday, call the Warsaw
 to express my condolences and they say that the plane has not taken off yet ...



Husband and wife in bed ... hot times ...
Her: Take me wildly, show me you are real man!
Him: YES! YES! YES!
She: Tell me dirty things!
Him: Bathroom, kitchen, living room carpet ...