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Friday, March 4, 2011

- Mr Smith, you were at the zoo?
- Yes, of course.
- How many years?


My doctor strongly recommended to stop with parties.
- Which doctor?
- The one who lives above us!


My doctor said I have six months to live ... "But when I said I have not money to pay the consultation, he gave me six more months!

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