A surgeon dies, reaches the gates of Heaven and sits in a row.
Immediately  St. Peter observes him and says:
-Suppliers, go through the back door, please!


A Jew goes to the butcher:
- Give me a one kg of that fish.
- But that's not fish, it's pork.
- I did not asked you what's the name of that fish!


The husband enters the wife's bed and whispers in her ear: "I am without underwear"
Wife: "Let me sleep, tomorrow I'll wash you a pair"