Husband and wife in bed at night. Husband:
- I want to make love now. Now, I want you so much!
Confused of sleep, wife says:
- Please, not now. I'm very sleepy and I have a headache. Tomorrow! I promise!
Husband:
- Sssssshh! I talk on the phone!


After 60 years of marriage, he dies.
Shortly after she dies and arrives in heaven ... where she sees him.
- Honey, what good it seems to me to find you again!
Leave me alone, lady! The contract was very clear: "Until death do us part!"