Q. Why did God create man?
A. Because a vibrator can not bring money home.


Q. What is the plural of glass?
R. Shards.


Q. What is the difference between a white cow and a black cow?
R. White Cow makes "moo", the black cow makes "moo, men!"


Q. What do have in common all men who are alone in a bar?
R. They are married.