- John! How much you give to my wife?
- For Mary?
- Yes!
- Well ... nothing ...
- You got it! Take it.


Alanah and her boyfriend, both shy, sitting on a bench in the park, on the evening. At one point he says:
- Alanah, you want to make love?
She responds:
- You know ... I would not have wanted ... but you convinced me!


Wife:
- I promise to make you the happiest man in the world.
Husband:
- Really? When are you leaving?