- Which women are the most loyal? Blondes? Brunettes? Redheads?
- Those with gray hair.



At a dance one guy goes to one girl:
- Baby, you dance?
- Yes, definitely.
- Well, then let me sit on a chair.



- My dear, soon we will be three ...
- That's good news! he said kissing her
- My mother obtained the divorce and come live with us ..