- Listen, woman. When our neighbor has purchased new refrigerator,
you insisted on us and we take just one. So, when he took cell phone.
If he changed the wallpaper, I had to change it myself. Now that he has remarried, what should I do?

- There are cases where the spouse has to lie to his wife.
- This is not really so serious. Worse is when he must tell the truth!

- My wife kisses me every time I come back home at later hours.
- Yes, that's love!
- It's not love! It's called investigation.