John and Mary at night in bed:
-John are you sleeping?
-No.
-John, do you love me?
-I'm sleeping.

Someone is ringing at the door. The owner opens the door and sees in front of him:
A small death, 10 inch tall, with bones, scythe, black dress...
-Oh my God, no....
-Don't you worry, I came for the hamster.

-Madam, you know your husband is cheating you.
-Yes, I know with who, I know where, I know when, but I don't know with what!?