Exam to obtain driving license. Blonde enters the car.
- Thank you, you failed! - Says the examiner.
- How did I fail? I didn't start the engine.
- You are sitting in the backseat!

First day of school. First Class. Son of a programmer is asked by the teacher:
- You know the alphabet?
- Yes. - Say it!
- Q, W, E, R, T, Y ...