-What is the difference between a man and a snow storm?
-None. Because we never know how many inches will be and how long it will last.

In an emergency room:
Doctor to patient:
-What happened to your left ear? Why is it burned?
-Well, I was ironing a shirt and the phone started to ring.
 By mistake I lift the iron at my ear instead of phone.
-Okay well, and the right ear burned !!!?...
The patient:
-Well, I called after the rescue !!!...