A woman wants to divorce.
The judge asks:
- And what is the reason for the divorce?
- He is forcing me to eat everything I cook!


Wife to husband:
- I have two news for you, one bad and one good.
- Tell them.
- I will leave you!
- And the bad news?


On the night of the wedding, the groom, good mood, telling a friend:
- $ 5,000 bet on the bride is a virgin?
Bride hears and intervenes:
- You are barely married and you already throw money down the drain?