Obama phoned Mubarak and asked him to write a farewell message for the Egyptian people .
Mubarak asked him:
- But where is Egyptian people going ?


A guy at a restaurant called the waiter:
- Enjoy, please, the soup.
The waiter, confused, asks:
- It's too hot?
- Taste the soup!
- It's too cold?
- Taste the soup!
- Dropped some bite in it?
- Taste the soup!
The waiter, tired to guess, fails.
- Okay, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
- Aha!