At the hospital a man with skull fracture. The nurse completes the admission sheet, and asks:
-Married?
-No, I had an accident.


Two fools walking through the desert. One fool asks the other:
- Why do you carry that barrel?
- Well, I stop and drink one sip of water when I am thirsty. But why do you carry on your back that car door?
- Well when I am warm, I open the window.