Husband asks his wife:
- Honey, what do you like best about me: my perfect body, or my delicate face?
Husband replies: the sense of humor!


A woman goes to a plastic surgeon:
- Doctor, you do me a small and beautiful nose?
The surgeon replies:
Madam, from what you have, I'll make you 3!


Silver Wedding.
Husband takes his wife to a wonderful journey, in some godforsaken island.
- Oh, dear, you're romantic! If now we have 25 years together, you brought me here, what's should
you do when we have 50?
Husband:
- Then I'll come to pick you up!