A guy goes to the doctor and says, reaching different parts of the body:
- Doctor, when I press my arm hurts. When I touch your neck hurts. When I
touch my stomach hurts. I have a rare disease?
- No, you broke your finger.



- Doctor, you could not give my husband a drug to dream
over night fish?
- Why? Is he a fisherman?
- No, but for a couple of months he dreams birds.
What bothers you ?, fish or birds, not the same thing?
- No, if he dreamed of fish, he would not be singing all night.



Cardiology chief surgeon enters the morgue rush yelling:
- Get out the No. 3 fast! His pulse had not stopped but my watch!