A cannibal move into town and after some time his mother comes to visit. And while eating, she
says:
- You know, I do not like your neighbors ...
- Then eat only the vegetables.

Poster in a bar:
"If you drink to forget, please pay before you drink!"


What is worse: ignorance or indifference?
- I don't know and I don't care!

One mother in law died and he wrote the following inscription:
"God receive her with the same joy that I send her to you "