A cop comes home one day, with a TV latest fashion.
  - Where did you get the TV set? asks his wife.
  - I won a contest organized by the police.
  - What kind of contest?
  - Math.
  - And what did you do?
  - "How much do 5x5?" And I, with 17, I came in third.


It was once a beggar who always sat next to a church
to beg with hat in hand. One day comes with two hats. A gentleman
approaches him and asks him:
- Do not get mad, why have two hats?
The beggar replied:
- The truth is that I worked so well that I decided to open a subsidiary.