In a zoo-shop:
- Do you have to sell some small sharks?
The seller, surprised, replies that it does not, and asks about what he needs.
- Well, you know, I want to teach my cat a lesson, it is the fifth time cat ate the fish in the aquarium ...


- Why are you walking in the gas station.
- I want to quit smoking.


-Your daughter, says the doctor, has a neurosis. I would recommend a lot of fun.
What kind of fun?
-Male type!