"Politics is the art of getting votes from poor and election funds from the rich, by promising them some protection against others." Murphy's Law


- What distinguishes a man from a camel?
- Camel can work a week without drinking, and man can drink a week without work ...


- Who was Christopher Columbus?
- The first socialist!
- How so?
- He did not know where he was going, had no idea where he was and all that on the taxpayer's money.