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Friday, February 4, 2011

- Imagine! My wife gave birth in a crowded bus.
- That's nothing. Mine, under the same conditions, became pregnant!

Mrs. Smith and a man with the dog in the bus station. The dog approaches the woman. Woman, annoyed says:
- Take your dog away from me because I feel like a flea climbing on my leg!
- Bobby, come here, this lady has fleas!

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