An Arab at the airport:
- Name? - Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean male or female.
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer run to fast!

Man: Is this the first time you make love ?
Woman: Of course. Why do all men ask me same question?

Q: Why are lions hold in a cage?
A: Because they would drown in an aquarium.