- Some people are fishing because they love the sport, others in
boredom, me, because I'm nervous. And your?
- I want to catch fish.

A fisherman saw another fisherman who sat focused on water, he asks:
- How is the water today?
- It's so wonderful that no fish wants to come out of it.

- John!
- Yes, Sir.
- When I go into the bathroom do the lights turn on?
- No, Sir, but why?
- It means that once again I piss in the fridge ...

Sir sat at the table and struggling to sting some olive with a toothpick.
- John, do olives run?
- No, Sir! But why?
- Means that I ate the kitchen cockroaches ...

- John!
- Yes, Sir.
- Lemons scream?
- No, Sir, but why?
- Means that again I squeezed Parrot in tea ..