An old man got married with a young girl. The girl after the wedding night:
- It was wonderful. How often people do this?
-Yes, my child. Some corrupt people are doing it even two times a year.

Father-in-law to his son-in-law:
-So, what if you do not understand each other?
-Don't worry. I toked her, I will bring her back to you.

-So, what does your husband do?
-What I say.

A beautiful lady awaits the bus. It's raining cats and dogs. One white Porsche stops, and the man asks:
-Can I drive you home, miss?
-Yes, but where do you live?

Man at home:
-Hey woman, the building administrator says that he slept with all the women in the building, except one...
-Ah, it could be the fat old lady on the first floor.