1.
-John, go outside and water the flowers.
-Sir, but it rains outside.
-It doesn't matter, take your umbrella.
2.
-John!
-Yes, Sir.
-Bring me a glass of water!
-Yes, Sir.
-John!
-Yes, Sir.
-Bring me another one!
-Ok, Sir.
-John!
-Yes, Sir.
-Bring me another glass of water...
-But, Sir, too much water isn't good for you...
-John, are you crazy, can't you see the library is burning?
3.
Woman at the physician:
-Doctor, please help my husband....
-Tell me what happened.
-Nothing serious, but he likes women's socks.
-Well, lady, there are a lot of men who like that.
-Yes, but he likes women's socks.
-I'm telling you lady, nothing unusual, I like them too...
-With ketchup or mustard?
4,
-Hey Doctor, I don't understand, every time I drink my coffee, I feel a pain in my right eye.
-Ah, it's nothing serious. You just have to take out the spoon out of your cup.
5.
A young man returns at home, very sad, after a proposal date with his girlfriend. His father asks him:
-What happened? She turned you down?
-Yes, she slapped me.
-How come? Didn't you said to her what I told you? "My darling, the time stops when i look deeply into your eyes"
-Oh no, I forgot the phrase, I told her: "You have a face that stops my watch"
6.
After two months relationship, the girl asks her lover:
-When are you going to introduce me to your relatives?
-Darling, this is impossible now. My kids are at countryside, and my wife is on a bussines trip.
7.
Two guys:
-Are you doing your prayer before eating?
-It isn't necessary, My wife doesn't cook, I do...
8.
-Youngman, do you want to marry my daughter?
-Yes sir, with any price.
-Ok. Let's here your first offer.
9.
The husband hurries into the bedroom.
-Honey, get out immediately, the house is on fire.
A voice from the wardrobe:
-Save the furniture.
10.
An old man walking down the street with a bag in hand. Suddenly, he stumbles over the curb and fell over the bag:
- My eggs are gone.
An old woman asked him:
- Oh, you had eggs in your bag ... did you?
- No, nails!
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