A man sitting on the couch for a game on TV, he hears the voice of his loving Wife from the kitchen:
- Honey, what would you like to eat for dinner? Chicken, fish, veal or lamb?
- Some chicken would be OK, he says from the couch.
- I was not talking to you, says his wife, I was asking the cat!


The first man who has been married can be forgiven.
He did not know what awaits him.
Others, however, have no excuse!