A pissed guy:
- I take my wife everywhere ..... I took her to Paris, Milan, London, Tokyo, New York .... But she always finds the way home!


A guy moves into a new apartment. Evening looks through the window. The block across the street, sees a beautiful girl on which he start watching her every night. After a while, one morning his phone rings ...
- Hello, good morning, I am the neighbor across the street. Sorry disturbed, have you seen last night where I put the bra?