A soccer player at priest
- Father, in Heaven is playing football?
- I need to explore, come back tomorrow!
The next day:
-Father, eh?
-I have good news and bad:
The good:
Yeah, it is playing soccer in Heaven.
The bad:
Thursday you have match-...


A priest enters in a restaurant and sits down at the table.
Call the waiter and asks:
- Son, whale you have?
- No, Father.
- Dolphin you have?
- No, Father.
- Shark you have?
- No, Father.
- Then give me a smoked pork chop and God is my witness that I wanted to eat fish!