Midnight. A drunk man near a fence is stopped by a cop.
- I want to see your papers and tell me where you go at this hour! The drunk man responds:
- I go to a conference on alcohol-related harm and the risk of becoming a drunkard loser.
The policeman looked at him and asks:
- At this hour? Who give a lecture on something like that at midnight?
- My wife and most likely my mother-in-law.