- Daddy, give me money to help a poor old man at the corner.
- But, what does the old man do now?
- Sells ice cream.


- Mom, I answered the first at school today!
- Well done, but what asked the teacher?
- Who has not learned the lesson?


Dad: Did you have a good holiday?
Alina: Yes! I was with my mother and her boyfriend at sea.
Dad: And what did you do? You like it?
Alina: Yes! He led me up every morning by boat five miles from shore and I swam to the beach!
Dad: And it was not hard?
Alina: No, it was hard to get out of the tied bag!