- Why didn't Bruce Willis get the lead role in Titanic movie?
- Because he would have saved all.



During the sinking of the Titanic, Captain says:
I have two news: one good and one bad!
Which one you want to tell me first?
Passengers: The bad one.
Captain: In 20 minutes we will sink.
Passengers: And the good one?
Captain: In 100 years we will win an Oscar...