Wife is ready to fry an egg, just when her husband returns home and begins to
yell:
-WARNING! WARNING! MORE OIL! WE NEED MORE OIL! IT WILL BURN!
WARNING! TURN IT, TURN IT, TURN IT! COME ON! WARNING! ARE YOU CRAZY? ! OH GOD, SALT! DON'T FORGET THE SALT!
His wife, already annoyed at the peak of her husband's screams, asks:
Why do you yell like this? Do you think am not able to fry an egg??
The man calmly responds:
-That's to get an idea of how I feel when I drive and you sit next to me ...
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